Goodbye job

The economy finally claimed me as it's next victim. In fact, I feel lucky, in the landscape architecture field, to have kept my position as long as I did, considering we are so directly related to the real estate market. If no one is buying houses, we're not doing much landscape architecting. And I probably won't move around in the field since most firms are in the same boat, which may mean a goodbye to the landscape architecture field for a while. But, there is a plus side. I will no longer be forced to have this conversation.

Person - So what do you do?

Bryan - I'm in landscape architecture.

Person - Oh, so you do lawn care and landscaping then...

Bryan - No. No, we actually do... we do community planning and campus planning.

Person - Okay, like, you guys do the landscaping for schools and neighborhoods?

Bryan - Kind of.... we're the ones who design the outside areas.., you know, we plan how communities are laid out, and we put in parking lots and deal with the topo and drainage...

Person - I thought the architect did that.

Bryan - Sometimes an architect will have a landscape architect on staff....

Person - So then you guys go out and grade the land and plant the plants...

Bryan - We don't... no we don't plant the plants...we determine where the plant is going to go and then another company....a land "scaping" company actually come out and does the landscaping.

Person - Why would you need to be a licensed architect to pick out plants?

Bryan - Well, there are other things. Topo, drainage, building codes...

Person - But you don't do buildings....

Bryan - There are outside codes as well.

Person - Can you come look at our yard?

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I..... put my post in the wrong order. Check out great moments in talent evaluation below my thesis on Jopheen. Talent evaluation was started first, but jopheen was finished first, so the post got out of order.

Joaquin the Genius

Joaquin Phoenix is doing something extraordinarily smart. You've all seen him, with his beard and his sunglasses, his unlikely hip hop career, and his apathetic and sometimes belligerent attitude. Everybody is wondering if the retired actors new persona is real or a hoax. It doesn't matter, because either way it's entertaining. Personally, I think it's a hoax, and I'm sure Jo will cuss me out for "thinking his life is a joke" and then turn around and tell me he doesn't care what I think. Either way it's a hoax. Either the former red carpet Joaquin was the character, or the new spaced out artist is the character. But this isn't a career meltdown. It is career gold, and it's creating far more buzz then "what's your next movie going to be?"

His sudden appearance as Jim Morrison trapped in a hip hop rap artists body brings to mind Ben Aflecks line from good will hunting. "You're suspect." If you saw the David Letterman interview you saw the character Jopheen is playing, and it's a mirror image of the tortured artist musician we have come to know in the likes of Billy Corgan, Bono, or Axle Rose. Jopheen goes out of his way to be anti-social. Even the little things. He wears sunglasses, avoids eye contact, and chews gum. He answers questions with one word or not at all, and looks annoyed with the process. It reminds me of bands like Pearl Jam, who both soaked up their success and fame while acting burdened by it.

One day in the end, Ben Afleck will release all this "reality" footage of Jopheens career transformation. We'll all get a good laugh out of the parody he is playing. We'll get a good laugh out of a obviously uncomfortable media as they try to seriously track this without appearing to be duped. We'll even laugh at ourselves, and at Jopheen for the genius of a performance he is putting out there. Not since Spinal Tap have we seen these issues of celebrity silliness so well covered. Not since the Blair Witch marketing campaign have we been convinced something is real that isn't.

It's Joaquin the genius actor hip hop artist.

Great Moments in Talent Evaluation

Hannah Montana

After Disney Channels upteenth Suite Life of Zach and Codey all day marathon, the mouse premiered "Hannah Montana." Bryan's reaction?

"A show about a little teeny bopper pop star who leads a double life as a normal teenage girl.... played by one hit wonder Billy Ray Cyruses daughter, Miley? This will be canceled after one season."

Hannah Montana today may be single handedly keeping the economy afloat as pre teen girls force thier parents to take them to Mileys concerts.







Titanic

This James Cameron movie about the legendary boat that couldn't be sunk, that sank. Bryan's reaction?

"Like I want to see a movie about a sinking boat that stars Leonardo Dicaprio. This movie will sink faster then the ship it'self. Go back to making terminator films, Cameron."

Titanic to this day still holds the box office record after spending what seemed like ten years in the theaters. It even overcame Celine Dion's involvement with the soundtrack.



Nirvana

This band popped up on MTV, back when they played videos instead of all day marathons of room raiders and americas next top model, during a time period dominated by hip hop and dance music videos. Bryan's reaction after watching their video 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'?

"Bet I never see that video again."

Nirvana went on to establish the grunge music era in the early 90's, ushering in other acts like Pearl jam and Alice in Chains, which Bryan also wrote off.

Thank goodness I did not try a career in Hollywood. It might have gone something like this.

Talent Scout - "Bryan, I've got this script for the Batman sequal. It's called "the Dark Knight", and Batman fights the Joker."

Bryan - "Pheesh, sounds dumb. Fast track Dumb and Dumber four."

Superbowl, trip to Nannas, and Todd is the preferred person

Congratulations to the Steelers for avenging the Panthers in the Superbowl while defeating the pesky Cardinals. Normally, I would root for the Cardinals, since they were the Underdogs,and have never won a Superbowl. I have no allegiance to either team. Or HAD no allegiance. After the Cardinals dispatched the Carolina Panthers with ease in the play-offs, I became bent on insuring their destruction. It's Larry Fitzgerald, the wide receiver for the Cardinals! He catches every pass, even ones where he is covered by 20 defenders and the ball was thrown to opposite side of the field. He then immediately teleports to the end zone, or runs to the end zone while everyone else is moving in slow motion, bullet time matrix style.... and he did it again in the Superbowl. Yes, every cheer and movement I did was to aid the Steelers to defeat them, and if it wasn't for me cheering, they never would have made that last second touchdown to win the game. You can send me your thank you cards.

Cardinals, as long as you don't make the Panthers look foolish on the way to the Superbowl, I might root for you next year.

I got back just in time to see the game after a successful trip to Nannas house with Robbie, where little kid got to see Elizabeth and Todd as well. Eliz, the grove avenue bride, is in a fierce competition with her husband to become Robbies prefferd person but she did not fare well. Robbie loves Uncle Todd, and would not leave him alone. I laughed. Cruelly.

(Below: Robbie and the prefferd person bond in the driveway. Below below: Eliz gets some time in with Rob Rob as well.


I also got to meet the brand new Bryant, MacKenzie, who was quite mad for some reason. But, she was very cute. I am still freaked out that my cousin Patrick is a Daddy. I'm still trying to come to grips that he entered high school, meanwhile he is a college graduate, married with a kid.

(Below: Mackenzie SMASH puny Aunt Cindy...aka Nanna)