Four years and counting

Yesterday marked year four for me and my woman. Here's a shot back when our family was just beginning! I blinked and it's four years later. And now I will tell you all what I have learned about women after living with one for nearly a half decade.

I've learned that trying to figure out women is goal that can not be reached. I've learned that they love to paint walls. I've learned that they do not desire walls that have no pictures or decorations. I have learned that they randomly bring you lunch to work. I have learned that certain questions they ask are specificly designed to trick you. I thought this was a myth, but they REALLY can't open jars. I've learned that they hate bugs. I've learned that I'll never win a game of monopoly again. "Can I have boardwalk?" (While batting eyes.) I've learned that seeing a smile really can make a bad day better.

It's been a good four years, and next year will be five, so I guess I have to get her something made of paper or something.