THUNDERBOLTS HAVE ROTEN GAME

The Thunderbolts continue to crash like the stock market after losing to "Bayern Die Roten" 101 to 82 and falling to a record of 0 - 4. Surprisingly, the bulk of the Bolts points came from their wide receivers while their running backs and quarterback fell short. Steve Smith collected 15 fantasy points with 96 yards receiving and a touchdown. However, with Brandon Jacobs on a bye week, and Willis McGahee leaving his game due to injury, the Bolts couldn't produce much of a ground attack.

"They are who we thought they were." said a clearly frustrated team owner, Bryan Vinson, after the loss. "They are who we thought they were, and we let em off the hook." The Thunderbolts will return to the drawing board as they prepare to take on the "Sneagles" (2-2) in their week five match up. While the play-offs now seem a thousand mile away, the T-Bolts are are just focusing on getting that first win. "When I look at the team, I see a good team. It's just one of those cases of where we need everyone on the same page and grab a win." Said Vinson.

The Thunderbolts year has been in a downward spiral since losing their number one draft pick, Tom Brady, to a season ending knee injury in week one. Brady lead the league in fantasy points last season, and lead the Thunderbolts to 12-2 regular season record.

PETA League
West Division
1. Old School MIA (3-1) 0 Games Back (416 fantasy points)
2. Black&Tan (2- 2) 1 Game Back (426 fantasy points)
3. Dorks (2-2) 1 Game Back (330 fantasy points)
4. Thunderbolts (0-4) 3 Games Back (318 fantasy points)