And the Winner is.....ME!

The election is now over, and finally, FINALLY, my phone will stop ringing off the hook. You know, Barack never bothered calling me up until the campaign was in it's final strides. McCain never gave me a ring to shoot the breeze, but as soon as he wanted to be president he was tying up my line. This is why I am the winner of this election. I get to have my phone back. We are talking non stop calls here. I've never received phone calls from so many famous people. Sarah Palin called me. Joe Biden called me. Even Hank Williams Jr. called me. Some calls, McCain told me that the democrats wanted to turn this country into a socialism communist state. Some calls, Barack re-enforced his vague message of hope and change. I had to explain to my wife, that Sarah Palins call was completely political in nature, and nothing fishy was going on. The fact that it was actually just a recording of Palin further proved that I was innocent. And it wasn't just at home. Every time I answered the phone at work it was "Barack Obama wants to redistribute your wealth..." or "it's time for a change..."

I'm not even going to get into the constant barrage of ads. The man who wrote "The Audacity of Hope" had the audacity to delay the world series. UN-believable.


THUNDERBOLTS BLAZE BAJANS
Despite not having two of their biggest point getters, the Thunderbolts sqeeked by the Blazen Bajans 86 - 78. While missing quarterback Philip Rivers, and wide reciever Steve Smith, the Bolts improve to 5-4 on the season and barely hang onto the points edge in a first place tie with Old School MIA. Free agent Gus Ferrote took the place of Rivers, and lead the team with 23 fantasy points.

The Thunderbolts hope to return to nearly full strength this week as they take on "mcqs mayhem" (7-2) in week ten. Mayhem is one of the leagues top two teams, but will be hit hard by the bye week for the game. "We have a good shot this week at a great team." Said team owner, Bryan Vinson.

PETA League
West Division
1. Thunderbolts (5-4) 0 Games Back (818 fantasy points)
2. Old School MIA (5-4) 0 Games Back (794 fantasy points)
3. Black&Tan (3- 6) 2 Game Back (906 fantasy points)
4. Dorks (3-6) 2 Game Back (661 fantasy points)